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Husband joke
Posted by: Avinash - kathmandu
A women was kidnapped..

Kidnapper sent a piece of finger of the women and demanded money.

Husband replied : I want more proof Tauko patha Tauko... Post Comment

Saali and Wife
Posted by: jivesh sharma - dharan

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy,
Saali is passion, Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool, Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake!!!

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Shaadi k liye 21 saal
Posted by: Menu - Damak, Jhapa

Question- Voting k liye 18 saal aur Shaadi k liye 21 saal poore hone chahiye! Aisa kyun hai???

Answer- Kyunki sarkar sambhalna aasan hota hai par biwi sambhaalna utna hi mushkil

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Fire Macthes
Posted by: sanjiv thapa - biratnagar

Wife: Have you brought the matches home?
Husband: Yes!
Wife: Are they working???
Husband: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.

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Married
Posted by: Abinash - kathmandu

Love marriages around the world are simple:
Boy loves girl. Girl loves boy.
They get married.
In Nepal, there are a few more steps:
Boy loves Girl.
Girl loves Boy.
Girl's family has to love boy.
Boy's family has to love girl.
Girl's Family has to love Boy's Family.
Boy's family has to love girl's family.
Girl and Boy still love each other.
They get married.

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किस
Posted by: Krishan Chhetri - Damak Chowk
श्रीमान: एक पल्ट किस गर्छु है
श्रीमति: भो पर्दैन
श्रीमान:साडी किनिदिउँला
श्रीमती: नाइ
श्रीमान:सुन किनि दिउँला
श्रीमाती:भो पर्दैन क्या, कती पटक भन्ने हो भो पर्दैन
(सँगै सुतेको छोरो उठदै)
छोरो : मलाई साईकिल दिए पनि हुन्छ
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