What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy,
Saali is passion, Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool, Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake!!!
Question- Voting k liye 18 saal aur Shaadi k liye 21 saal poore hone chahiye! Aisa kyun hai???
Answer- Kyunki sarkar sambhalna aasan hota hai par biwi sambhaalna utna hi mushkil
Wife: Have you brought the matches home?
Husband: Yes!
Wife: Are they working???
Husband: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.
Love marriages around the world are simple:
Boy loves girl. Girl loves boy.
They get married.
In Nepal, there are a few more steps:
Boy loves Girl.
Girl loves Boy.
Girl's family has to love boy.
Boy's family has to love girl.
Girl's Family has to love Boy's Family.
Boy's family has to love girl's family.
Girl and Boy still love each other.
They get married.